
I wish i had real teleporters too my friend, I would use them constantly!
Yes DSL is a dinosaur which most of the world is still saddled with unfortunately. It is always marketed as screaming fast, but it sure doesn't take long after purchasing to discover that nothing could be farther from the truth. I feel for you... I may be moving north soon myself to a location with no cable internet, and i dread the thought, having become so utterly addicted to cable speed and reliability and bandwidth ease for so many years now here.
Roman used to get furious when this issue was discussed in shared spaces because he had a clear grasp of the genuine politics behind it all, in California especially. I am not knowledgeable in that myself, but from what I gleaned from overhearing a few such discussions in shared space, there are a handful of people on the planet who could change this senseless limitation overnight and simply won't. Such limitations deeply injure what should be the natural pace of technological advancement of course, but when there is a largescale problem that seems to drag on eluding solutions, the logical money trail usually leads to the source of the problem. Someone is getting fat off our suffering.
By the way... when the cable TV Industry lobbied Congress here to lay down all the fiber optic networks coast to coast, seeking a fortune in tax funding and getting it... they did so on the promise of the industry that the tax payers "would always have FREE digital access to the fiber networks they paid for via US Taxes." Yeah right... and Government run healthcare will be free too, assuming you live long enough to actually get it and assuming Congress hasn't already factored in a trillion ways to make us all pay through the nose for it year after year. Don't you love lying politicians?
I brought this free data access Cable Industry Promise up to a local Cable TV company Manager in their office one day, brought a friend along to witness their reaction... we were both politely ushered out the door by security.
Well... here's to praying for worldwide free cable!