United3dArtists Archive

Have you heard funny things on pa systems, the radio, TV, songs? Write 'em here.

You know, when the sound isn't good, or there's a lot of noise in the room, low volume, etc. and it sounds like something totally different that what was really said.

Here's some I've mis-heard:

On the pa system at Golden Corral steak house:
-- "The turtle's insides are dry."
-- "Vinny sits by the sidelines of the cold war in a Mercury."

On the radio:
-- "Across an immense imperial goat."
-- "I've got a toad with miles of tongue."

On TV:
-- "And Superman, he road a goat right off into the sea."