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Number 10: When Roman goes to Siggraph always bring a pair of Hooters. One Red head one Brunette. Have Them greet the patrons with the line "May I help you with your big 3D?"

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streeterman wrote:Number 10: When Roman goes to Siggraph always bring a pair of Hooters. One Red head one Brunette. Have Them greet the patrons with the line "May I help you with your big 3D?"

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Do these women only have on breast each?

Try reading it again sparky.
You might wanna take a spelling class or two also.
Let me guess your mother thinks your the brightest star on the planet?

You said a pair of hooters... hooters are breasts...
a pair is two... You said give him a pair of hooters
with two women...
That means one of two things..
1. Two woman with one breast each or...
2. Two women, one with two breasts and
one with no breasts...

And in closeing...
General nastyness is not tolerated here...
If you want to insult people for playing allong
with your silly post...

Go somewhare else...

CHEERS

I've never seen a more serious discussion about certain anatomy before. In before lock, in before spam, in before flamewar, yadda yadda yadda

This'll be fun to watch

Aye, she landed tango uniform.

Took a sizeable crew to put the flames out.

Hi James.. and Everybody Else...

Does that mean tail up..
not a flame war... not even a
serious discussion... I just thought
the guy was being a bit nasty without
cause... Thats all...

To tell you the truth.. I could'nt figure
out what point the origional post was
rely trying to make...

Peace,Love and Bobby Sherman to All

CHEERS

Thank you ranger0101 for your support.

(to everyone but the OP, hehe!)

streeterman, my finger is on the eject button. I would watch how you treat my
friends here.
I think you do realize that trueSpace is dead right? So nothing we do or say will
change it's future because we already tried.
Please watch how you treat others here.
Thanks.

streeterman wrote:Try reading it again sparky.
You might wanna take a spelling class or two also.
Let me guess your mother thinks your the brightest star on the planet?

Ahh, try the irony, it can be delicious.

Pop quiz: The contraction of 'you are' =???

(hint: it's not 'your')

Number 9: Control S!

Tadpole had a room below his grandparents'. The squeaky springs were barely audible and short-lived. Often followed by the sound of pipes accepting flushed water.

The dog named Skippy was an Australian breed. He had three legs, one eye and a bobbed tail. The onliest time ol' Skippy could scratch himself was while leanng against Granpa's leg with the help of Gramp's firm hand on the dog's fat rump. I asked Gramp's once how Skippy got that way and he said something about an incident with a raccoon and a tall tree. Granny muttered something afterwards that sounded like crescent moon, bad aim and corn squeezings.

It was a cast iron stove that burned wood; had a proper pipe that angled to the outside wall in a 'v-shape.' Kindling range from chopped wood to last year's Sears catalog.

Irony was my friend and neighbor. At his farm there was a hired hand named Roman. Roman was always measuring stuff and knew the distance of every road, the depth of every creek and the width of prospective brides in partial or full measure of axe handles.

One day Roman went missing. We suspect that Skippy went with him because the tracks showed tripod pawprints and what looked like the impression of Roman's measuring stick. There was something carved into a tree, but no one could make hide nor hair out of it. It simply said " 1111011 as easy as it can be."

That's pretty creative James. Nice story.

punk and truespace is not dead! ;D

just kidding, only truespace is not dead.

I didnt respond, because I didnt understand that original post. But the reaction to ranger was really not apropriate.

btw: anyone knows what Roman Ormady does now? If he has job (at MS), the influence to truespace or so? I wonder where he is. He could come among us from time to time, maybe. You know, tS is his child. I still believe he will not just forget it, great future was about to come.

I always enjoyed the Winter months. The warmth from the fireplace made getting cold worthwhile. Late in the evening, after eating supper and reading a portion of a book, I would curl up with the gender neutral sock monkey that Granny hand crafted. Yeah, it was odd, but that thing let off a warmth that made you comfortable.

One cold morning, Grandpa was taking an exceptionally long time in the toilet. I really found the urgency to relieve myself, so I threw a coat over my longjohn's, slipped on some muckers and headed out into the snow behind the barn. The shock of cold caused a resistance for a moment, but soon the flow began and being the adolescent that I was, I began writing my name in the snow. I said outloud, "And dot the 'i'!" To my chagrin, Roman had been watching me during the event and stated, "Cross the 't's' as well!" Afterwards, Roman asked me since, if I was crossing my 't's'.

I suppose there is something complex, yet simple about my life. You know, with a three-legged dog named Skippy and a friend named Irony. I loved the knotted muscles beginning to develop on my arms, but longed to cuddle the soft, gender neutral sock monkey in the evening near the warm fire.

There were some hard winters that kept us bound to our cabin. Eating salt pork, biscuits and molasses every meal with hot tea got repetitively tiresome. I shouldn't complain, the livestock just had hay and cold water. It was quiet in the wintertime, so very quiet.

I wish James stopped playing with his sock monkey...

Single Ladies Devastation


(I tried to use the youtube embedding feature thingie, but it didn't work)

fixed (prodigy)

(thanks prodigy)

Steinie wrote:I wish James stopped playing with his sock monkey...

Here you go Steinie!

I made a quick 3D Gender Neutral Sock Monkey, just so you cuddle by the fireplace. <g>

I left the eyes open as I feel that's a personal design thing for each owner. heh