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Ok.
This is one job that I just can't get out of my mind.
When I was unemployed, I was a 'cameraman' for a single day.
A videographer hired me out to a person who was picking up their
last belongings at their house. The person was going through a divorce.
Naturally, the person's soon-to-be ex in-laws were there,
basically doing the same thing. Talk about tension. There I was,
videotaping everything that was being removed from the house,
as well as the dialog between all parties. Man talk about being
a fly on the wall. I barely knew how the use the camera either;
good thing there was an On button. 8-)

After that debacle I decided I didn't want to do that anymore. But
hey, I made a hundred bucks. And walked away with a story to tell.

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Not weird but different. I was once a licensed private investigator. I worked for a company that did background checks on job applicants. I just called former employers and schools and confirmed what they put on their applications. Some did criminal records checks but I didn't get to do that. The state requires a PI license to do that and mine was limited to that kind of work. It was cool to be able say, "I'm a PI".
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Long ago, I had to make a backdrop for a theater. The decor has been finished a few minutes before the first presentation. An actor was away. The producer asked me to climb a ladder and stay up in the dark. Suddenly a spotlight is directed on me. A voice reads a dramatic text. I distinguish the people in the audience looking at me and I should be very serious. In fact the producer used me as an actor. I had 5 minutes to learn what I should do. When the spotlights go out I have to go quietly in the dark. This kind of experience is not good for the heart. :)
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I had one VERY strange job, that I probably shouldn't publicly talk about...but it's all over now I think, so it should be alright. I'm not using names though. ;)

A friend of mine got me into an art gallery kind of place. I thought it was just selling paintings in the store, but it turned out it was selling them door to door to businesses. The weird part was that it was run by two unusual guys from the east coast. After I got the job, my friend told me a story that the guy I was working for was the grandson of an infamous mobster. I can't remember which one, but supposedly a very famous one that is depicted in the movies and such.

Now I wasn't inclined to believe that just from a story, however some strange things did occur in the short time that I worked there. One of the first days when I was in training, I tailed along with one of the main guys. I was helping him load up paintings into his van before we headed off. Some smaller paintings were sitting awkwardly and I was afraid they were going to fall over and get damaged, so I moved them. There was a little black book underneath that was causing them not to sit right. So I took the book out. This guy quickly grabbed the book from me and hid it in the front of the van. When I climbed into the passenger seat, he says "That's a very interesting book, we don't want that falling into the wrong hands. Maybe someday they'll let you read it.". Of course I found that very odd.

Then as the week progressed, I noticed that my boss had two offices. One was his regular office, and the door was always open. He had a phone in there and did all of his work from his main office. However, there was the second office. This office was always kept locked. I saw him go in there one morning and all there was in there, was a desk and a second phone on a separate line. Why did he keep it locked? He would go in there every morning, shut the door behind him and check the messages on the machine. Then he would come out and lock the door for the rest of the day. VERY strange.

Now I only worked there for one week, but I saw enough to know that something "wasn't right". I only stayed the whole week because I promised my friend that worked there that I would do the county fair with him over the weekend (which we made out like bandits on). Anyway, shortly after I left, I heard that my ex boss was looking for my friend. Apparently he had stolen a bunch of paintings and my ex boss reportedly said to my friends girlfriend "He's in big trouble. He doesn't know who he's messed with".

The story gets stranger. Shortly after all of this, I hear through the grape vine that the art store had been shut down and my ex boss was put in jail. I don't know the details, but what I had put together in my mind was that the art store must have been a front for laundering money. That's the only way I could think of to explain all of the unusual stuff that occurred.

It's been over a decade, and NOBODY has heard from my friend. He all but disappeared. Not even his brother or family has heard from him. Because of the bizarre nature of all this, and the strange timing, the general thought is that he must have worked with the cops to bring the art store down and is now in protective custody. Nobody really knows for sure though. He literally vanished.

I'm not ashamed to admit that I checked under my car for bombs for a few weeks after quitting that place. I still to this day wonder what really happened and where my friend is.

How's that for an odd job? At least I didn't end up sleeping with the fishes eh. ;)
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hehehehe wow Dele. That is strange!

An actor, eh Marcel? :)

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Job #1
When I was in school long ago I worked at night in a convenience store. A customer is looking down in his wallet finding money to pay me as I am ringing up his groceries. He finally looks up at me and with a startled look says excitedly "Your Perfect"!!!
It turns out he is a professional photographer and he was looking for just the right person for an ad his Studio was working on.
I accept his offer to be photographed for the Ad, (this is my big break, I'm thinking)
When I show up at the location for the photo shoot, they place me at the top of a staircase with a pretty young blonde at the base of the stairs in her nightie. (I'm drooling)
Right before they take the picture I find out the scene is for an alarm company, I am a night burglar robbing this young woman's house...they put a MASK!!! over my face!!! :oops:
No autographs please.
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Job #2
During the summer break I found a job working in an Apple Orchard as an apple picker. No big deal but boring doing the same thing all day long. One day they asked me if I was interested in helping them make Apple Juice, heck yea I reply.
Next thing you know I am in a tiny shack in 100 degree weather, wearing a rubber suit zipped up to my lips to seal in any moister I could produce, a pair of goggles dripping with apple pulp, with a conveyor belt feeding tons of apples to the noisy as hell grinder right over my head , as wasp sting me in places I didn't need enlarging today.
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Really cool histories here! Really cool topic, thank you froo!
I never ''worked'' but did somethings that I get payed, so I should consider it work, right?

One day my friend invited me to his father's farm, so I went... When we arrive I get to work loading palms, over 50 palms... they aren't so weight but it tires! Then I cut just one palm because it is dangerous... just me was able to cut that :lol: my others friends can't, anyway I needed more than 5 stabs while the workers just need 1 or 2. Finally we get a truck filled with palms and get to the palmetto factory, there we saw how to produce and in the end I received 2 palmetto pots...
I know that it isn't weird or even different... but is that in my life nothing much different happened and still not, hope it change in the future. It's really sad I can't tell something interesting...

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Not a job but I do not like when someone walks on my feet. :mrgreen:
I was selected to participate in a demonstration of metal sculpture at the Grand Palais in Paris. The hammer blows were a lot of noise. When the president of the french republic came to visit, men of the security asked me to make less noise. I refused because it was not possible to do the demonstration without noise. I was alone to work, everyone had stopped. The president has closed his ears but he appreciated the demonstration.
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Other than my days as a porn movie stunt double :D, the weirdest thing that happened to me was a rather rapid change of plans....

When I was in the forces my unit operated out of an armoury downtown and we had an annual recruiting drive at the local sportsman's show.... I showed up bright and early on Saturday morning ready to demonstrate field craft and all those other great things we do when the Colonel showed up and asked for volunteers for special duty.

Well we all know how much fun volunteering is in the military so I stuck up my hand anyway (the Colonel was a great guy I never wanted to disappoint).

So we marched from the display, outside the building through the crowds gathering at the entrances to the back of the building to the loading bays.

It turned out that my special duty for the day was to be one of the bodyguards for the visiting Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders. Other than their time on stage they were surrounded by a "vicious wall of green".

That was the day I fell in love with slow talkin' southern accents.... :D
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It was 13 years ago that I took pictures for a car rental company that was specialised in oldtimers and stretchlimos and RR for weddings.
Well I had a problem that i wanted to discuss with the boss but for some reason he did not have an ear for me.
The reason was that he signed a contract with a film company that he would supply a red Ferrari 4 seater (456) for one of the biggest film
productions in Austrian history with the actor Brandauer.and Juliette Greco.. well that wasnt the problem that car had to have an accident in that movie and
30 minutes of tha plot was the accident. Needless to say that the Ferrari model that he supplied was to precious to be put into a pond with oily water apart from the fact that the car needed hydralics to imitate the sinking car.
So he had a bad headache for 2 weeks because he had to build a Ferrari moc up in 4 weeks.
Well because he was a friend of mine i promised to help him with whatever I could.
Well I ended up in n overall building a Ferrari moc up 1:1 size ....... 20 hours a day for 4 weeks.
It was not only a pretty odd thing but was like a little boys dream come true ...... :)
Here is Jacob the owner of the company and I with the unfinished Mocup...

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wow now that's a lot of work Rayman! :bananacool2:

When I first graduated from college, I took a job at a turkey processing plant (Cargill Corp).
Ugh. I was on the back end of the plant, fortunately. That's where the turkey was already cooked,
and we were putting them in boxes. What sucked was, we had to put all kinds of protective garb on,
then walk a long ways to the freezer. Trouble with that was, usually, by the time I got back there,
I had to go the bathroom. Never failed. So out the freezer I went, off went the 'armor', etc.
Sometimes we had to take the turkey out of the oven, but of course, the ovens were, where? In the Freezer!
So when we opened the doors it got so damn steamy we literally could not see our hands 2 inches in front of our faces.
Lots of bumping ensued... And boy did it get hot in there quick! Sometimes we'd drop the turkey, because
it was slippery, and we wore latex gloves. No problem! We'd just dip in in a bucket of... ah, something. I don't know
what it was; saline? bleach water? Can't remember but it was safe to eat once we did that...
I did that for about 6 weeks, 14 hours a day, 6 days a week, before finally saying "screw this!"
I had to pay for my rubber safety boots, since I did not stay the mandatory 3 month minimum or whatever it was.
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At the age of 18 I was a bartender for about 2 weeks... they called me Mrs. NoNo :lol:
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Nice to hear from you butterpaw.
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A great WELCOME to our community Mrs. NoNo
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When I was dating I heard your name a lot...
No No ! :lol:
I didn't know they were calling a Bartender...
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butterpaw wrote:At the age of 18 I was a bartender for about 2 weeks... they called me Mrs. NoNo :lol:
welcome butterpaw. This thread seem for you:
vi ... ?f=4&t=734
It would be interesting to have your opinion. :)
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