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I am very sleepy!
When somebody figures out What it is, please wake me up. But do not disturb my neighbors.

trueBlue knows!


Before alarm clocks, people were employed to wake workers up with a long stick. A knocker-up was a profession in England and Ireland that started during and lasted well into the late 1920s.

I can already hear the chuckles.

To wake me up for work he needs a bulldozer not a stick!
Ok I sometimes get out of bed for Playboy shootings!
"so much for"workers with a long stick"!!!

If you don’t already know what this is your funny guesses would be fun.

Chastity Belt Accoutrement.

Medieval Covid Tester from the era of the Black Death?
I hate thieves

During Gene War I the Eastern Bloc created super squirrels to decimate the oak wood industry that the Northern Bloc relied on. The Northern Bloc responded by creating acorns with metal armor and defensive spikes.

Probable has something to do with drugs? cocaine?

Answer:
Antique Pocket Watch Anti Theft Device

It is to prevent the theft of your pocket watch from pickpockets the acorn conceals three spring loaded spikes and when a would be pickpocket pulls on the chain to try to remove the watch from a pocket, the spikes propel and catch in ones clothing.

Still better than stepping on a Lego.